Is this a serious talk, mom?
Use this fucking slut
I'll help you get up, baby
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Swallow, count and repeat
Solid presentation prep, boss
Don't let it slip out again!
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I've been missing out
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Pick your favorite, daddy!
I love your ideas, honey
Only one thing can get done around her